Hey gang. So I guess I got a blog now. Neat.
I've been a semi-professional entertainer for a couple years, doing the local clown/magician circuit. Let me tell you, it doesn't bring in as much money as you'd think. I'm hoping one day to get up enough money so I can move north and train to be a professional wrestler.
I have an orangutan. His name is Clyde. He loves monster trucks.